Got a sssssshiny new header going on up there!

There’s a ssssingle block of TNT insssside a Creeper’s body. Pretty cool, huh?
(I guessss that’s why some people ssssay that my breath sssmellsssss like smoke.)

Really, anything can trigger the explossssions. Ussssually jussst getting near humansssss is enough to causssse an explosssssssssssssssssssion!
Of course, any intensssse emotions like sudden rage out of nowhere is also a trigger to explosssssions.
Ssssome Creepersss will have defective TNT blocksssssss inssside them; making them completely unable to explode.
Nearly all Creepersssss are spawned with the ability to give warning hissssessss, though. Sssso, when you hear a hisssssing ssssssssneaking up behind you…
You better prepare yoursssssself!

It’sssss alwayssss good to know that you’ve carelessssly dessstroyed sssomeone’sssss life.

All in a good day’ssss work for a Creeper!

You kiddin’ me? You humansssss are ssssssso fun to ssssstare at.
You’re all just ssssso… WEIRD.

(So, I read your awesome Tumblr and got inspiration to draw this to you. Hope you like it >///<)

(( Wah! ♥ How adorable!  Thank you, angeelsmind, for this lovely submission! ))

Why would you write a ssssssong about the sssssssssslaughter of our innocent ssssssspeciessss? :<

MAYBE if more humansssss were like THISSSS, there wouldn’t be any need to protect your homessss from our kind.

And YOU are the mossssssst CRUEL anon I’ve sssssseen all week.
RUDE.

…I don’t sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssee what you’re talking about.